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Catching your cum after jacking off and throwing it away
Sport fishing requires quick reflexes and strong cleaners.
When someone sends you an impressive dick pic and when you see it in person, it Is nothing like the picture
You know that guy that sent me a dick pic? I got dick-fished! It was a totally different color and half the size!
There are many fishes in the sea 🐟🐟 but the one you love most is your special fish 🐠
Mike: have you seen my special fish?
Harry: who’s your special fish?
Mike: you know? My girl bro?!
Slur about Bengali people eating lots of fish to insult people of Bengali descent . Only used by Bengalis.
(white person) Oi, stop eating stuff, you Bengali Fish.
When you spend a whole week around a girl who’s pussy smells like fish
Andrea: Oh my god, it smells like fish in here
Amy: No that’s just Betty’s pussy
Andrea: Well, it’s looks like it’s going to be the week of fish
The act of sucking a dick dry to the point is goes scally and wet
Oh I have my bofriend a moist fish
A female Redditor who identifies as Undyne from Undertale. They can be found easily on Reddit. They're an endangered species, only one left in the wild. The person posting this is the Reddit Fishe.
Guy: Oh no, you've summoned the Reddit Fishe!
Reddit Fishe: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME, PUNK?!
Guy: Everybody run!
Reddt Fishe: NGAAHHHH!!!