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The longest-term resident in an apartment building, whose wardrobe consists mainly of green shirts. Useful for dealing with dfs and employing people like Scrapey man. Usually solitary and hermit-like, unless provoked.
Green Shirt Man to the rescue!
It's like a Strike Out, but for St Patrick's Day. Take a hit and then do an Irish Car Bomb.
Mark passed put after attempting a Green Out.
A "green out" may occur after a intake of cannabis, typically a green out begins with the person feeling like they are loosing a grip of reality following by possible vomiting amd eventual paralysis leading to a deep sleep. however if one goes through all stages but yet maintaines consciousness and does not fall asleep that does not count as a green out. People whom go through the process of a green out and do not fall asleep are true sick cunts as most people do not have the fighting will to overcome a green out once it is initiated.
yeh mate you was full fucked off those cones last night but you didn't fall asleep so you technically didn't green out haha sick cunttttt
When you smoke too much weed in a short period of time and it makes you whitey.
New smoker: What happens when you green out?
Me: It's happened to me once, when I first started smoking green. I had too much too quickly and ended up being sick. I was straight in the shower when I got home.
New smoker: No good. I hope that doesn't happen to me.
Me: Just pace yourself at first and you'll be fine. I haven't worried about it in years.
a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.
started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.
guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.
In golf, the term 'double-green' refers to the area of frog hair surrounding the further manicured 'primary-green'. If a group of players choose to wager on 'greenies', landing on the double-green must be considered a winning stroke, and in fact is many times preferable to the primary-green. This is a very important but often disregarded distinction, especially at Normandy Oaks GC in Royal Oak, Michigan.
Golfer A: "I think I landed on the green."
Golfer B: "No, that's close but not the green"
Golfer A: "It's the double-green"
Golfer B: "Touche"