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Steve Job

A Steve Job involves the specific act of inserting your sexual partner's iPhone into their anus, while sexting them repeatedly with their phone set to vibrate.

Cornelius gave me an auspicious Steve Job last night.

by January 1, 2017


Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.

I'm about to go Steve Jobs on your asshole.

by Aaronymous Bosch January 1, 2017


Steve jobs

Gurjas Singh predecessor

Gurjas Singh??? Don't u mean Steve jobs???

by Klayisdaddy101 February 10, 2017


Bag Job

When you are set up to be blamed for a crime

He was charged with murder and we know it is a bag job.

by Bob Wire January 30, 2022


Piss job

Someone who sucks the piss out of a penis.

Bro how long has it been since you brush your teeth it smells like you just did piss jobs 😂😂!

by Dickgrabber5000 April 17, 2022


Tit Job

A Tit Job is a good paying job that requires minimal skill and does not require any skills of expertise.
Feeling aTit requires little effort, but the reward is high. Thus, the word having a Tit Job is one of most ideal jobs one can have.

Hey Danny are you still working over at ABC company making sure people put money in the same slot all day long?
"Yup" . Man, you have such a Tit Job and you make $2000.00 a week. You have it made. I wish I could find a Tit Job like yours.

by Sakldoodles May 5, 2018


Pearl Job

A superior blow job performed by any male of the Pearl family in which the male Pearl gargles the fresh semen with eyes closed before swallowing.

I thought Laura gave good blow jobs until Ryan gave me my first Pearl Job last night...

by D. Uorts June 22, 2020