It is a Smash Bros slang meaning an excuse.
Guy 1: I win!!
Guy 2: I lost because I lagged!
That is a John.
A Tall, Handsome, awkward young man who has brown hair and the most beautiful brown eyes to match their gorgeous smile. John is very kind and respectful and an all around cool dude.
P1: Hey did you see John today?
P2: yeah he told me I looked nice today
John is so sexy has a huge ass cock. All the girls and hoes want him he is tall, has brown/green eyes, dark brown hair. He is so sexy all the girls sleep with him and suck his dick. He is also strong, hairy, and athletic.
He is so damn sexy with a huge ass cock. He is tall, has dark brown hair, brown/green eyes. All the girls want him.
John is a certified munch. He’s literally the biggest munch
You: “Hey, have you seen John?”
Friend: “No why?”
You: “Oh He’s literally the biggest munch in town!”
The most understanding person ever . Caring and lovable he will love u no mater what . He loves his brother and friends . Hangs out with them 24/7
Hey why are u blushing ?!
John loves me ❤️