lost in the woods, but I like it that way

in a state of confusion and/or purposelessess that aids your emotions and/or current situation, some say it helps you see the path. others may prefer to live looking at the short term as their long term situation is bleak/dire

guy 1: you're in deep shizz Matt

Matt: im lost in the woods, but i like it that way

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I have to pee like a mother

This is an expression much like I have to pee like a monster. Also known as I have to pee like a pregnant woman, this phrase refers to how pregnant women have to pee a lot.

Ah! Where's the bathroom!? I have to pee like a mother!

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I got that Whiskey that you like!

While at a bar, during closing time. A member of the same sex, notices what you are drinking, and approaches you to say they have that same liquor at their house. Where as, you wake the next morning, finding yourself naked, tied to the bed, and have a ball gag in your mouth.

This nice man from the bar told me "I got that Whiskey that you like!" at my house. He poured me a glass, I woke up tied to the bed, and with a sore ass!

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drop ya like a used rubber

1)Term used in situations of aggression when you are telling the other person you are going to kick their ass.

2)When your girlfriend has become such a huge pain in your ass you don't care about anything but getting rid of her.

1)Don't fuck with me man, I'm tired of your shit. I'll drop ya like a used rubber.

2)Bitch, you have fucked with my life so bad I gotta drop ya like a used rubber.

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look like the cat swallowed the canary

to have a knowing and self-satisfied smile on one's face; to be pleased with oneself, often because one has done something which one knows was wrong but which was very enjoyable.

1. when the teacher came into the classroom, the students sat there looking like cats that swallowed the canaries
2. don't trust karen, she looks like the cat swallowed the canary...i know what you're up tp karen!!
: look like the cat swallowed the canary

I like yo cut g

Yo playing Minecraft! Your friend like: I like yo cut g *slaps your face* And then you like : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Whenever you open Minecraft he just rushes to you 10000 km/h and then: I like yo cut g *slaps your face*

So he is annoying.

Friend: *Open Minecraft*
Your mind: It's time for revenge. Big brain time
You: I like yo cut g *slaps friend face*
Friend: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

whip it out like a hot sausage

A euphemism of 'pulling out' whereby a penis is pulled out of a vagina prior to ejaculation as a form of ineffective contraception. It is based on the image of someone cooking sausages, to discover that there is no cutlery available to remove them and thus one's fingers must be used to ensure that the sausages are not burnt.

A phrase commonly used by youngsters in the highlands of Scotland.

Archie - William: I just don't want to get her pregnant again but condoms are shit mun.

William - Archie: Don't worry boi, just whip it out like a hot sausage.

A few weeks later...

Archie - William Fuck man, we're having a baby.