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A pick-up God is someone who uses pick-up lines on bitches in order to get "sucked". The pick-up god averages getting bopped 5 times a day. He has 4 Demi-gods who use his pick up lines to get top.
"Hey you dropped something... My jaw"
"Wow pick-up god I want to bop you"
The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.
"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
A Humble individual with so many kids he drives a minivan. Being "Scared of Stella" is known to be another attribute of this person. First to speak and quick to anger, he is always ready for a war of words.
I couldn't run my car against the Honda God since his car was broken again.
A term used for literally anything
“Liz wants the rent money”
“Sure god bless”
Pabst Blue Ribbon is an American beer brewed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and has many nicknames and one of them is Gods water.
How's that Gods water taste boy?
Given when someone is thought to have more than what they can add for. Normally materials that which were obtained from people at their weak moments.
I see you say that belongs to you really what's your god given right last I checked that shit belongs to me
ITS AN AMAZING DIET PEPSI CAN THAT CARRIES THE FOOTBALL TEAM TO WINNING GAMES LMAO SO FUNNY #CANISLOVECANISLIFE
YOOOO THE HOLY PEPSI CAN OF GOD SAVES US AGAIN I LOVE YOU DADDY IM KIS YO ON DA LIPS UWU DADDY ILY