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FLOPPY MONKEY TITTIE

a tittie characterized by its floppy monkey like dimensions

Andrew splashed his sperm on that floppy monkey tittie, bitch.

by spermworm August 17, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Gang Rape

When 2 or more monkies rape another monkey, In anyway, mostly happens at zoos where people can see.

"We had a third case of Monkey Gang Rape this week, Those fucking monkeys are getting out of control.

by George Bushy Balls July 23, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


purple monkey dishwasher

A parody of the game 'telephone' used on an episode of The Simpsons. Instead of an original message becoming jumbled by person to person contact, the message is perfectly repeated at the end...but with the addition of the words "purple monkey dishwasher."

Nora's pregnant with Greg's baby after sleeping firt with Tony, John and Barney...but she's telling Tim it's his due to their fling at Thanksgiving....purple monkey dishwasher.

by Jax Bak January 20, 2010

130๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass monkey

see MIKElatin; cock sucker who takes credit for something not remotely capable of performing while sucking butt when tattered

I built that HiPo tiller motor all by myself,call me an ass monkey but not a chicken tattered salad tosser

by Thereel Brainthatdidit March 29, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey on your back

To have a deep, uncontrollable desire to something such as Gamble, Smoke, or Drink.

Man he has that Drinking monkey on his back, it is 9:30 in the morrning and he's already drunk.

by Stan, Ricky, Cody, and Alex April 3, 2003

192๐Ÿ‘ 126๐Ÿ‘Ž


MONKEY LIPPED BITCH

A woman of black decent whom has large lips.

"That Oprah is one MONKEY LIPPED BITCH!!"

by skullme January 30, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Porch Monkey Alley

A street in an African American neighborhood that usually has nigglets that could run out in front of your car at any given moment.

Well, im about to drive down Porch Monkey Alley; i better get off the phone here and dodge the nigglets.

by t21ayUK October 11, 2008

49๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž