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Sir’ John’s usually have really big dicks they our also really good in bed but they our really strong and muscular
Girl 1: Yea Sir’ John had a really big dick
Girl 2: Was he good at using it
Girl 1: amazing
When you tell someone whatever they want to hear to get them to settle down or go back to work.
This guy asked me when the job would be done so I " john cronined" him and told him it would be don't today!!!!
A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.
A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
Drippy John but if you were to switch drippy with Grippy, when John starts to get grippy, you know you want to feel inside that tight Johnathan gripster hole. Right when you pull those fingers out, you get a chocolate surprise, you can either lick it up, or let it crust and use it as a glove.
"Have you met Grippy John?"
"Yeah, I got that chocolate surprise."
"Lucky..."
we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY
Find someone named john and kiss them
Haley find John and kissed his cheek on National kiss John day
michel meijer's greatest rival alongside jake kroger,landon target,joe save a lot,and jason dollar tree
the john walmart movie is called thanksgiving