Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

Meat statue

A nice looking man or men that you observe from afar. A male distraction.

I was unable to perform my work duties because a handsome meat statue was in my area.

On the Meat

A person who is gay

Or, a person who is working or "grinding" (working hard for a prolonged period of time).

"Maybe we should set Jacob up with Marissa"

"I don't think that will work out, he's on the meat"

meat submarine

What has lots of rows of teeth, eats anything it can find floating in the ocean and consists of massive chunks of meat when blown up by a scuba tank and a rifle. Sharks, sharks do.

We cut open that meat submarine and there was a license plate from Maine, a tire and half a man.

freak meat

Term used and most commonly shown on Celebrity Family Feud. This term means that you are very passionate about someone you love which eventually turns into an act of sex among other things.

Name something that someone would like to do to you from your head to your toe?
"Steve, I'm going have to go with freak meat."

Curb Meat

Treat a one night stand in the morning as if she were available to everyone else.

I can't remember the last girl I've hooked up with with gf potential. They've all been Curb Meat"

street meat

A misogynistic man that has been run over by a motor vehicle at a rate of speed fast enough to kill him on impact.

Woman 1: Can you believe the foul things he said about her? I hope karma gets him.

woman 2: Didn’t you see the news? He’s street meat now. Good riddance!

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