October 15 is national Breeding day
“hey, did u hear? is national breeding day!”
“yeah! cant wait to get home and get my boyfriend to cream pie me”
On the 28th of April you have to send your boyfriend 3 videos of you playing with your pussy. They all have to be ATLEAST 30 seconds or they wont count and they have to be on the same day or else they double until you send them.
Hey can you send me a video of your pussy?
no
but its the 28th National pussy sending day
oh okay I forgot (sends)
national boyfriends day is on 2 of august right after national girlfriends day
person: have u posted your bf today?
person2: no why
person: it’s national boyfriends day
On May 15th, We must put our foot down and rebel against the tyrannical leader, We shall secure the keys, Ascend From Darkness, Rain Fire, Unleash The Horde, Skewer The Winged Beast, and Raise Hell, only then we shall truly be Free.
Alas! National Throw Hasi Day is among us. THIS IS IT MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS
the day we celebrate scrims birthday
You ready to go her national scrim day party
December 23rd is National Yap Day. The day where people talk too much and you can’t hear yourself think.
Bro, she is talking way too much because it’s National yap day
if a person asks for soapy thigh pics it would be considered rude not to hand them over
this day is on April 10th
Random generated names used
Viktor: "hey bro did you know its National soapy thighs day?"
Random arsonist femboy: "No I didnt here take some"