Part of the song: FireFiles by Owl City
Singer: you won't believe your eyes
When ur so done with shit that u wanna take ur eyes out
I'm so bored I'm gonna prawl my eyes out
A giant-butted man, vs. A stick figure with a plump butt!
Badr the thiccest vs No Eye Man! Who would win! LET'S GO!
The battle starts with Badr farting a big one, blowing away No Eye Man. No Eye Man gains butt power, his butt inflates, and then unleashes the Butt Blast! Badr loses 50% health, but then something BIG happens... Badr makes No Eye Man lose 45% health by using his superpower, the Butt Special! But then No Eye Man has a superpower too... No Eye Man's anus starts to glow blue, then something unexpected happens... His butt starts to glow too, then... PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! HE UNLEASHES THE BUTT LASER! Badr loses 100% health! Then Badr explodes, blood flying everywhere. NO EYE MAN WINS!!!!!
MOM GET THE CAMERA THERES A BUTT BATTLE HAPPENING! Whose gonna win? Badr or No Eye Man? We'll find out with a twerk battle.
So no eye man uses the Big Fart and... Badr twerks him out with a Butt Bonk! No Eye Man uses the Big Fart to knock Badr out... NO EYE MAN WINS!!!!! This was Badr the thiccest vs No Eye Man: signing off.
It's where you give your lady friend a Hickey on her booty hole
"My boyfriend gave me a red eye last night and now it feels weird to sit down
When you cup your fart in your hand and then cover someone’s face with the same hand
Yo bro chill don’t red eye me you just ate Mexican