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A women in her mid to late 30's who is obsessed with a clean modern day home, designed and constructed by the home building company Metricon. Usually ensuring the cheapness of the household is kept up to date with post modern Chinese designs and cheap holidays to Bali.
Sharon yelled at her children for not taking off the shoes upon entering the Metricon home, her wife beating husband noticed this, and scream at her "Sharon! Stop Being a Metricon Slut!"
When you're so hungry that your standards for food decrease. Then upon eat your meal you feel bad about yourself.
Last night I was slut hungry and ate at Arby's.
a person that lies about their nationality to say their Somali , Latino , Egyptian or British
a person that says they have a Tesla (picture on their phone)
a person that claims to have a girlfriend yet posts a poll on his Instagram story asking “will you date me” . The results were 100% no
IT'S LIKE THROWING A HOTDOG DOWN A HALLWAY!!!
Your mom's a stupid fucking slut.