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A road soda for people who are walking.
I just electrocuted myself in the hot tub, throw me a hand beer so I can walk to 7/11 and get more hot dog buns.
Damn!!! That Coronarita making B look like he got baby hands!
the most annoying person you will ever meet
behr: yeah i hate nate "Baby Hands" Youmans.
jack: yeah everyone does dingle berry
While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.
I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!
The act of Fisting your partner but with your fingers and thumb fully extended, Then yelling Ooorahh!
My husband knife handed me lastnight like a pissed off NCO.
Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.
Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
I got handed a board
I was about to text, but I got handed a board