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If yo Are Confused lIfe is the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHA Jokeing Life Sucks

bruh life is dumb

by IOOF God April 01, 2019


LIFE

type this when you get one

bob: whats the meaning of life
jeff: you don't have one

by bob:( April 06, 2022


Life

I don't really like it. You know? It really is kind of a mind fuck and the more you think about it the worse it... Sounds? Is that the right word? It "sounds" bad in your head the more you think about it? Because I could say "is" I guess but thinking about life doesn't necessarily make it worse.

I often feel guilty about my life. I don't really suffer very much outside of my own mind. I'm not even entirely unhappy. I spend most of my days laughing and having a good time. I have good people around me. The only real thing I have to complain about is the existence fee imposed on me by an unfeeling government that is hovering over me. Laying in wait to put me in a cage. It's not death that I worry about. It's that I'm trapped in a game of "defeat or serve". And yes I'm aware of the implications of acting out solipsism in the actual world and that's not something I actively engage in. The outcomes are often predictable and the outcome is always the same. Not hard to get thrown for a loop every once and a while but life tends to be more thematic that is does chaotic.

by Hym Iam April 04, 2022


Life

If it came from nothing, then, even if you kill it, it can still come back. It literally happened once already. It wasn't there. And then it was.

Hym "Life is like that. Literally."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023


Life

I'm not going to have one if I don't get that fucking money.

Hym "I'm going to kill a child and them myself. There isn't going to be a life for me to ruin."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2024


Life

What kind of life do you think I’m going to have?

Hym “Seriously. The most famous grocery store clerk? I’ll do that everyday while the townsfolk come by my stock to throw tomatoes. Sound good? Probably (to you). What would a 5 year plan to punish the whores who fucked that cripple look like? Year 1, acquire everything I’ll need for my 5-year plan. Year 2, find out where they live. Year 3, get a handle one their schedules. Year 4, make a sub-plan within the 5-year plan. Year 5, implement both plans. Everyone who matters is happy. Everyone who matters wins. Maybe have a go at anyone who refused to pay for my services or at the very least drag them down to Hell with me. That’s sounds like a life worth living to me.”

by Hym Iam September 27, 2022


Life

If I don't have one then what (exactly) did everyone memorize?

Iam "The funny thing about life is that people seem to be perfectly willing to live a lie if it means that the people they hate ALSO have to live a lie. It's more important for them to have control of what constitutes reality than it is for them to live in truth. And that's the result of trying to imitate the creature."

Hym "Ha! Hey, you hear that? They want to hear about us?"

Iam "Yeah, I saw it. But on another note, you ever notice that whenever we go live we always have exactly 15 views? It's almost like someone with exactly 14 followers is watching us."

Hym "Holy shit! I thought I was crazy but, now that you mention it, yes! I did notice that! Wild! I connected the dots immediately (by the way) but I literally have so many thoughts I don't have enough time in the day to address all of them because I have to leave my house for hours at a time so that I can eat."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2022