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Yo playing Minecraft! Your friend like: I like yo cut g *slaps your face* And then you like : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Whenever you open Minecraft he just rushes to you 10000 km/h and then: I like yo cut g *slaps your face*
So he is annoying.
Friend: *Open Minecraft*
Your mind: It's time for revenge. Big brain time
You: I like yo cut g *slaps friend face*
Friend: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A euphemism of 'pulling out' whereby a penis is pulled out of a vagina prior to ejaculation as a form of ineffective contraception. It is based on the image of someone cooking sausages, to discover that there is no cutlery available to remove them and thus one's fingers must be used to ensure that the sausages are not burnt.
A phrase commonly used by youngsters in the highlands of Scotland.
Archie - William: I just don't want to get her pregnant again but condoms are shit mun.
William - Archie: Don't worry boi, just whip it out like a hot sausage.
A few weeks later...
Archie - William Fuck man, we're having a baby.
Worst insult you can say to someone
Person 1: Hello
Person 2: You look like my aunt
Person 1: *Instantly dies*
self inflicted significant pain
I wrecked my motorcycle and now my foot is "throbbing like a sick dog's ass"
Man, I had the tds at work yesterday and was sweating like a fat girl's crack
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People on facebook or other social networks who capitalize every word of their sentences, misspell words and stretch out some parts. They occasionally seem to not know how to use punctuation either. Another common characteristic of these people is adding a smiley at the end of what they say.
Status: "Mann ! Todayy Wuz An Awsum Dayy . Cann't Waitt Untill Tomorrow ! (:"
Guy reads and thinks: "Wow. I hate Peeople Dat Typee Likee Diss.!"
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for all u virgins out there tai food is the smell of sex, so when u walk into ur parents room amd it smells like dat, just know.
babe, it smells like tai food in here
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