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When your ass gets all sweaty and chaffed from recieving too much anal sex.
Best when a banana is used and the act is performed in your brand new kitchen.
Jeff Misner has the nastiest monkey butt i've ever seen.
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Getting one or two fingers stuck diretly into ones armpit. Usually followed by laughter and/or peeing of the pants.
Instead of going to Target, Mike and Julie just sat around and gave each other Monkey Claws all afternoon.
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Someone that looks like the ass end of a camel and smells like rotting garbage, and of course is a whore.
Hey piss off you ugly monkey whore or He/she looks like a Ugly monkey whore.
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Adjective from the Sheffield dialect.
Someone who refuses to go to Corporation on a monday night claiming illness as an excuse.
Can be abbreviated to "mjc".
1: u coming to corp
2: no feel ill
1: u absolute loser
2: shut up corps dirty vodka on a bad stomach is just suicide
1: no its not, you monkey jew cunt
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a particularly unattractive individual, with a face that resembles a monkey's scrotum.
Shut it, ya monkey-scrotum faced ride!
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This is a saying used by someone that is tired of another person. Usually used by a man in regards to his wife, girlfriend, or biznitch of some sort.
Boy, I tell you what, I'm like the monkey fucking the skunk, I've had about all this stinking sumbitch I can stand.
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A tree which originates from Chile. Brought to the UK for the sole purpose of confusing American tourists who know little about trees and the UK in general. Looks different and therefore attracts conversation. Many UK citizens are well informed about its origins but due to its unusual name, US citizens often believe them to be untruthful in its namesake.
US tourist: Hey what tree is that?
UK Citizen: Why thats the Monkey Puzzle Tree!
US tourist: No way, your totally making that up.
UK Citizen: Of course not and I can even prove it on the internet.
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