Random
Source Code
Random
a girl that pukes, and then happens to make out with a person at the party.
woah dude! didn't you know that she just puked?? that's what i call a double dip spit.
1👍 7👎
Where there are runners at first and second and the batter grounds into a double play. The runner on first is forced out, as is the batter, but the runner on second moves over to third.
Hence, a sacrifice double play.
Also known as a San Francisco sacrifice.
With Schierholtz on first and Sandoval on second, Aubrey "Audrey" Huff hits a weak ground ball to second for a 4-6-3 double play.
Sandoval goes to third. A sacrifice double play. A San Francisco sacrifice.
12👍 183👎
the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged around your partner. Also includes one inadament object sticking out at a strange angle. (DIMM)
Riley: So we walked into tommy's room and saw him and Bor Bor Bear in the most unholy postion ever!!
Goose: Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider !?!?!?
Riley: Ya!!!
5👍 8👎
When someone is such a complete stupid waste of space and oxygen that while trying to help you they, through complete incompetence, royally screw you over.
A: Hey, Evan, can I have a ride to look at a car?
E: Anything for you Andrea.
N: You guys aren't going to look at a car at night are you?
E: Yes we are, and this is totally not a bad idea.
N: I want no part of this.
E: Dude, this car is totally a good buy, and has not been flooded, or had the odometer rolled back, or anything else weird going on with it. We should not look at the carfax or have a mechanic look at it first and should buy it right now. I am good at reading people, and we should buy this right now, with no possible recourse, and without looking at it in sunlight.
A: Um, ok Evan if you say so.
J: Wow, so she bought the car? Holy crap that was totally a Double Jew Prius Screw! Man I hate that guy Evan! What a dirty little fucker!
5👍 7👎
A pizza order where the recipient, obviously high on weed, closes the door looking for a pen and passes out before paying the delivery driver.
"Did you hear about the Double pepperoni and 3 cookies girl?"
"Yeah, what a wanker"
"Well she actually called back and paid the next day"
"WHAT, WHAT, WHAT!"
8👍 16👎
Greatest rap group of this millenium. Great rappers with sick beats, check them out on facebook and like the page. Harry Tobes and Sammy Hubs
Bro #1: "Did you hear about Double Trouble Rap Group?"
Bro #2: "Yeah dude, I was listening to some of there beats yesterday and they are sick!"
Bro #1: "I know dude!"
2👍 2👎
When a girl drops an AC Slater while giving a blumpkin to a guy taking an upper decker
Nick got a double barrel brown bear from Jessica last night
2👍 2👎