God is mostly known as mama parka in most religions therefore this Swiss chocolate perv shall not be disobeyed or thy shall be smited with a polished stones
A guy people often turn to in an attempt to act superior in intellect.
Well I know God wouldn't have let me down like this.
"You are not a God, Chuck" - Dean Winchester to Chuck Shurley, obviously wrong
ALSO
"Oh my Chuck"
"I swear on Chuck"
God, also know by many as ‘Elio’, is a being with the most perfect and fullest of beards. He has nicely proportioned ears and is very tall.
It is said that ‘Elio’ is attracted to dodos, specifically the very rare ‘long necked dodos with 14inch grippers’….They also have a terrible credit score which is the main attraction towards this type of dodo. There are many unworthy dodos that cannot simply fathom the fact that ‘Elio’ is a god, however those dodos get shown in different ways as time goes by