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When your sister/brother gets deep throated by a big black man
Give me and my family an Alabama tea party
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Special event where well-meaning housewife attempts to put her creativity and organizational skills to the test in order to expand her child's peer group. Her realization that the TV show is highly edited and actually combines days and days of footage into a tightly packed hour coincides with her forehead slapping self-deprecations about not ordering an online plan for the party and trying to save 10 bucks to do it herself.
Amazing race birthday party www.amazingraceparty.com
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A disgrace to the rock genre. If somone was going to was going to make this song, leave it to the actual rock "stars".
Friend : Hey, Lets make fun of the song "party like a rock star" by making a rock song called "Party like a rap star"!
Me: Sounds cool!
Us: PAARRTAAAY LIKE A RAAPP STAAARR
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National Chase Your Bf Out The Door Day
Peyton:I’m leaving you threw the ball at me after i threw it at everyone else
Rhegan: Dont fear it’s national chase your bf out the door day
October 31st 2019 Party
When 8 or more guys ejaculate on your face and then proceed to throw sliced pepperoni on your ejaculated face.
"My skin looks so great today after being the subject of a Rhode Island Party Pizza last night"
When everyone comes to the pool wearing swim trunks and a t shirt
All of the dudes were afraid to take their shirts off when they went swimming it was a regular puerto rican pool party,
thurd pahr-tee feys pahm
The physical gesture of someone else placing his/her hand(s) flat across one's face or lowering one's face into said hand(s). The gesture is found as a display of extreme frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, or a combination of all three. A third party face palm is only necessary when the action(s) witnessed are ridiculous enough that, 1) require additional assistance in displaying your frustration, disappointment, and/or embarrassment. 2) at risk of injuring your own self in the process of expressing said emotions. 3) both of your hands are broken, and your not about to beat yourself in the face with a cast. That's just silly and would require someone else to third party face palm at your expense.
Michael was briskly walking towards the stairs. He slips on a banana peel causing him to tumble down the stairs, in result taking five more people down with him. Suzy face palmed herself but felt it wasn't enough. She asks the gentleman next to her to assist her in a third party face palm. He agrees to help Suzy, but only ends up pushing her down the stairs as well. Everybody fails; Third party face palm.