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The Peek-A-Boo Poop:
You will crap. This poop will land in the water, and would appear to go down the hole. It will then constantly return to the surface to annoy you. Flush quickly when its at the top, or the poop will just slip back once you flush.
The Ghost Poop:
You will feel the crap crawling out, but you see nothing in the toilet. Sometimes a varient of the Peek-A-Boo poop.
The Gassy Max:
You will think its just a fart, but suddenly, a wet, smelly poop will appear. Generally comes a bit before Diarrhea.
The Professianal Poop (AKA the American Poop)
The moment your ass hits the toilet seat, this poop will flare out of ass. It is painful. It is not Diarrhea. It simply hurts, and not much comes out. Brace until its gone.
The Friendly poop:
Comes out of your ass easily. Feels good, and is pretty clean. This is the dream poop.
The Titanic poop:
A massive poop. Sometimes called a Lincoln Log. Push it out and gasp at its size.
The Giant poop:
A huge poop. Bigger then life. Hope for the best. If you are unlucky, this will rupture your bowels and kill you. If you are lucky, this will create a huge poop. Don't flush, bring all of your buddies over to gape and gasp at its size. Take pictures. You might have made a world record.
it’s nasty shit that comes out of ur asshole
OMG my friend just had to poop!
omg my poop is green should i go to the doctor?
wanna eat my poop?
poop tastes INCREDIBLE! let’s eat it up for thanksgiving!
oof u forgot ur basketball! let’s just use your poop!
if pooping was a sport i would be a gold medalist
A great compliment for your boss, friends, or family!
You: Hello, boss! I just wanna say, you look like monkey poop
Boss: Wow! You get a raise!
Hard,sharp sometimes comeing out of your Butthole. Warm, mushy, and any color of the food you ate.
OMG I POOPED TODAY AND ITS BLUE
the shit that comes out of your butt when you p o o p
poop people saying your a piece of shit
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A mundane and smelly thing... Unless it's outside of a toilet... In which case, it's fucking hilarious!
Hym "Everybody is laughing AT Amber for pooping in the bed but I'm over here laughing WITH her.... Because that shit is fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "I feel bad about the Depp thing now though..."
Hym "Hahaha! We were illustrating a point about how inflammatory statements are blatantly ignored when they're coming from one side of the political aisle. Our point still stands! Hahahaha!!"
Iam "Well...."
Hym "We can't feel bad about everything all the time. 🤷"
Iam "I know but still..."
Hym "THERE'S A DOODIE OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET!! Come on! That's not where DOODIE goes! That's what makes it fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "..... You're so childish..."
Hym "HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS HILARIOUS!?!?"