God

A person named kade

All hail kade they are god.

God

Darren Moore, the manager of Sheffield Wednesday

God is saving Sheffield Wednesday

God

God is the most divine being in the universe, we are all his children and we must love him, for he loves us. Please, spread the word, it’s not too late yet.

Friend 1: Hey, do you believe in God?

Friend 2: Yes.
Friend 1: Good, we must spread the news.

God

Brandon Sergio Mora.
¡?!¡?¿Mr6!?!¿??¿!!

HOLY COW!!
!?!¡?¿!MR6!???¿!

Is God
;)

god

some dude who gets way too much clout too much clout for a dead guy

god enjoyer: I believe in god
person: that guys a clout chaser

God

The eternal first cause of the universe.

Atheist: god is not real.
christian: yea then who created the universe?
Atheist: nothing duh..
christian: wow your smart.

1000TH DEFINITION OF GOD WOOOOO

God

A man who is both Mufasa and Scar, two-faced

God: Surprised? Most of 'em are... I'm Mufasa AND I'm Scar...