Evil Meat Eating Space Chicken Wearing Sexy Y Fronts

Not so well know tribe of space chickkens not well know any way but definatly not for their intelligence as they r quite stupid. All their attempts of world domination have failed normally as they have gotton the wrong plannet or foggot what dommination was and went to have a tea break but then fogor what that was to so sat around for 200 years then decding to look up world domination on urbandictionary but then got carried away looking up rude words untill their mums came home and where severly spanked!

The Emperor Of The Evil Meat Eating Space Chicken Wearing Sexy Y Fronts wants to talk about world domination, and ask how to use the bog again!

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chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes

The first meal L cooked for H, which is also according to L the most romantic thing he has done.

H posted a picture of L cooking this dish

I: What was the most romantic thing you’ve done for your partner?

L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)

PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

Pluh

person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

person 2: pluh

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SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

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disco chicken

Alternative to the common name for the male Indian peafowl or peacock (Pavo cristatus). Takes into account the peacocks’ impressive array of smart, iridescent plumage donned during the breeding season, which echoes the both the dress code and psychedelic strobe-induced trances experienced by revellers in 1980’s nightclubs.

When meeting up in town and admiring a friend’s bold choice of Saturday night threads… “whoah, love the suit bro; you’ve gone full-on disco chicken”.

shit house chicken

a meth whore who uses outhouses to satisfy johns

Surrey has the best shit house chickens in the lower mainland

Chicken shack'n

As in a group of chicken's, a single rooster has lots of hen's in his flock. A man that is busy with multiple lovers in the same group. Brown chicken brown cow!

Man that dude was chicken shack'n so long last night,he said his cock was raw.