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When you stick your tougne in the vagina and swirl it around like it’s a slushy
We gave her a slushy maker the other day
Holy shit Derek! At least warn me before you’re going to start playing your mahogany music maker…..that thing stinks!
The Fresh-Maker is a sexual act that consists of performing cunnilgus or anal-lingus with a Mentos in the performers mouth. That mentor is then transferred into the respective hole.
I gave that girl a Fresh-Maker because her ham wallet smelled like a porta-potty in a July afternoon.
A person who cries or sweats a lot. Either a hard worker or a cry baby.
That man runs so much he must be a water maker
When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.
This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.
ACE WAS ABOUT TO BE FREED TILL "AKAINU.D.DONUT MAKER" KILLED HIM!
A sexual act that consists of feeding your partner unpopped popcorn kernels. After 12-24 hours, engage in anal intercourse. When a piece of kernel sticks to your penis, fling it off your erection into partners mouth.
She was hungry and wanted anal so I gave her a popcorn maker. Anal food