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Book High

The feeling of euphoria and anxiousness you get during/after reading a book.

BIIIITCH IM ON SUCH A BOOK HIGH RIGHT NOW I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE SHIIIIIIIIIIII

by Authorazy December 21, 2017


Book Boner

When you leave a book open for a while (paper-cover), and when you go to close the book, the cover pops back up.

Tim: Damn my text book has a book boner, I am gonna have to flip it on its other side so it will go away.

by WYALS September 11, 2016


Shepherd Book

Derrial Book (commonly called Shepherd Book and born as Henry Evans) is a fictional character played by Ron Glass in the science-fiction/Western television series Firefly and its sequel movie, Serenity. He is a Shepherd (the literal English translation of the clerical title "Pastor", from the Latin), and provides frequent spiritual advice and perspectives for the crew of Serenity.

"Firefly: Our Mrs. Reynolds (#1.3)" (2002)
Shepherd Book: to Mal If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

by thecyberczarina June 27, 2012


book funk

The inability to read any book regardless of genre.

I'm in a terrible book funk.

by BookBoyfriendHarem July 20, 2018


Mathematic’s books

The best (mis)use of an apostrophe spotted outside a city bookstore in mainland China.

An English tourist (who is a linguist professor back home) was reported to have experienced a seconds-long stroke on seeing the “Mathematic’s books” classification, and the cashier on seeing her customer’s dizziness immediately jumped to her rescue.

by Fasters December 12, 2022

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Book of Brob

The Biblical book detailing the crisis of faith in the Bro Code.

Dude, Brob looses his weed and nachos, but still keeps his faith in Jebrovah! I read about it in the Book of Brob!

by NilBilly April 8, 2010


Book Snatcher

One who steals books to sell them back for money. Book Snatchers are usually found on or around a campus.

Damn man, I can't find my book I think a book snatcher got it!

by CP November 19, 2004

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