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A spoilt stuck up madam with no friends, life or family who judge people less attractive than themselves on Britain's Got Talent.
Have you ever judged a book by its cover? No, I'm not a heartless 0:46 girl.
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A system of rating a girl on the basis of whether or not you would sleep with her right now. A zero is a no and a one is a yes. A simple binary scale for hot or not.
"Is she a 1 or 0 bro?" "She's totally a hard 1, I would take her home right now"
1 or 0 System means hot or not.
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that one text post: if you google “0 fucks given” on google, jane fonda will appear
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This is the new age rating system for rating women nearby. A "1" is a girl that is bangable and that's it. This system takes the 1-10 scale and reduces it to a simple yes or no. "0" is the equivalent to a no.
This system only works because it takes all the variables out of the rating system. Yous should not use beer goggles and do not have to justify the reasons for the person is a 1 or a 0.
Dude: "Bro look over there!!! Is that a 1 or 0 on the 1 or 0 scale? (holds up one finger) over there".
Bro: " Dude that is a 0 for me".
Dude: "Why she is hot!"
Bro: "........"
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Used to describe initiation preference in a sexual situation. A zero is someone who never wants to initiate anything sexual. A five is someone who always wants to initiate. Most people believe they are three's. Typically people on opposite sides of the scale work best together (like a zero and a five, or a two and a four). You can't have two zero's because nothing will happen. And you can't have two fives cause they'll get in each others' ways.
Bro, that girl is such a five on the 0-5 scale! Go tap that!
No way man, I'm waiting for a zero! I hate starting things!
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While driving: Cops are on your ass and they just flicked their lights.
On foot: the pigs peeped your cypher and are headed your way, time to wutang that shit.
same as above.
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When beating a girl with a pineapple, she proceeds to call the police
Jim: What did you go to jail for?
Kevin: I pulled a hawaiI 5-0
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