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Fighting with friends/family/strangers for the available Wi-Fi bandwidth to download something on your smartphone/laptop.
Particularly applicable during family gatherings when there are multiple devices using the same Wi-Fi.
E.g "Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"
"Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"
In video games, when both players(or the player and the computer), use the same character.
Gamer One: You're using Brad Wong too?
Gamer Two: Yup. Looks like we have ourselves a little clone fight.
The way two Lemurs fight, but can also be applied to two human males. Both males, in their naked form approach one another. Using different body motions such as a jive, bounce, side-to-side, or helicopter, each male tries to make the other laugh first by displaying their genitalia in a ridiculous manner. The first male to laugh looses.
An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.
Bob: You know I like Lindsey and I met her first!
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!
Sam: *Disrobes*
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
Rules, Fight Club. “Fight Club.” Fight Club, Fight Club, www.diggingforfire.net/fightclub/.
You do not talk about Fight Club therefore you will never have to.
You do not talk about Fight Club.
Having a meaningless (drunk) fight with your significant other while on vacation.
Becky: Let's ski together on the mountain all day! We can go down green runs all day! It will be fun!
Todd: *puts finger gun in mouth and pulls trigger*
Vacation fight ensues
When 2 people who like someone fight for her "love". The person they are fighting for doesn't even like them back.
Jackson - Hey Bryce I heard you like Ashley
Bryce - Ya I also heard you like Ashley
Jackson - Lets fight for her love no balls
Ashley - Hey are you guys doing a flounder fight
Two circumcised men get hard and try to dock, resulting in a turtle fight.
After reading about docking online, Tj and Shawn attempted to dock. Because both men were circumcised, it resulted in a turtle fight.