Cum

When you want to write "come" but you're too lazy and cool so you write "cum". That's it. Stop.

Can you cum over to my house to play Mario Kart? Only Mario Kart. No.

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Cum

Vegan alternative to milk.

Bro we ran out of milk. Can I borrow some cum?

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Cum

A delicious liquid which is released from a mans balls, which then squirts out through the penis in order to be consumed.

Aw dude, look! There’s cum dripping from my balls!

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cum

what I caught my brother doing inside my cat

*sounds of thrusting, grunting, and aggressive meowing*
"hey br- OH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
*cums*
"AGAIN?"

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CUM

C. U. M.
Cumming Untrustworthy Molester

That's what CUM means.

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CUM

Refers to North America's countries:
Canada
USA
Mexico

Person 1: How's it like to live in CUM?
Person 2: CUM?
Person 1: it means Canada, US, Mexico
Person 2: isn't that just North America?
Person 1: From here on, North America is no more, only CUM.

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cum

1. sperm
2. the act of cuming

that chick is a cumwhore

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