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the day in which the most amazig people are born. everyone born on april 14 is buetiful, sexy, awesome, and cool.
basically perfect in every way possible, to an unprecedented standard. unbelieveablely perfect. you should be eternally thankful to ever have a chance of even seeing such a powerful being. people born on april 14 are so much better than every other person EVER. all other people should be incinerated or vaporized beacase the world would be a better place. they are gods. i am a god. i am a god. worship me. worship me or die. grovel at my feet. i am the best, greatest, most powerful being in the world. i am a god. worship me, peasants, or turn to dust beneath me.
wait your born on apil 14? ohcan i suck your dick then?
wait they were born on april 14? makes snece. theyre so hot.
Fuck your friend day
Show ur friends some love by doing the deed
Matt : I’m going to fuck Vanessa my friend because it’s April 14th
The day an amazing person was born. Only girls though that were born on this day are amazing. You are lucky if you are friends or have a relationship with them.
I am such an amazing person because I was born on April 14th.
April 14th is National ask your crush out day! Don’t be scared and just do it!
Boy: hey wanna go out?
Girl:yes! That was random
Boy:Well it’s April 14th
When you have sex and roll up the used condom afterwards and put it in a ziplock bag, so the next day you can take out the condom, drink your own cum from inside and lick the pussy juice from the outside.
Hey, I am going to take this chick home and do an Option 14.
National makeout with your boyfriend/girlfriend day
Hey y/n *starts making out* what was all that? Its February 14!