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The act of turning on an inner psychological switch so that you instantaneously become a beast at any time. Can also be used sarcastically if you know you're about to do something dumb or unbeastly. Often turned on by rap music or whatever pumps you up.
John was always a weak kid, and he got picked on a lot. That is, until he turned beast mode on and got ripped.
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V. To swat your opponent in the nuts in an upward motion, in an effort to lift them off the ground.
N. The beast-hand
After failure to settle a dispute over their gay marital affairs, Hank gave Brandon Lowry the beast-hand and Lowry could no longer produce sperm.
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The process where a meat-based human shit is expelled onto another human, normally while they sleep as a guest in the discharger's home.
David slept while Fred gave him a Meatal Beasting that made the room smell like a zoo's sewer.
A undetermined amount of hours in which the subject is exposed to; Typically from 10pm-4am, the subject becomes aggressive in nature with hunger, sexual activity, illegal acts and/or sports. This was most notable during the darkest period of the middle ages and the enlightenment era. The subject will have a hard understanding of what has happened after beast hours. Usually they obtain little to no memory of what occurred in the event.
It is still practiced in the 21st century. People today who experience BEAST HOURS are ones who will witness the rapture of Jesus Christ.
Guy 1: Holy shit bro, what happened last night? I can't remember a single thing...
Guy 2: Bro you went into BEAST HOURS and took all the bitches, and drank all the liquor
Guy 1: Im only a beast during BEAST HOURS
1. Executing actions to beast an opponent.
2. When one is at peak performance, and accomplishes tasks with awesome efficiency.
3. Ravaging anything beyond recognition.
Examples provided with Beast Tactics.
-Going toe to toe with a Grizzly, kill it with a knife.
-Pull a Tac Nuke on Free for All.
-Masturbate and get off > 30 seconds.
-Combine Mcchicken with Double Cheese Burger.
-Standard position during sex = knees to chest.
-Fuck a hooker on a Moped, billy club her on the head when you blow and run her face in with the tires.
A man on YouTube who performes rather stupid yet entertaining challenges such as consuming 21 dimes, drinking a 20 year old bottle of Crystal Pepsi and putting Icy Hot on his testicles. Despite these rather painful and life threatening challenges he is still currently alive and still entertains his viewers to this very day. Aside from making food challenge videos, he was also a main contributor for the online movement to bring back Crystal Pepsi, which ended up being a success. He is also known for saying his catchphrases "Have a good day" "That was the stupidest thing I have ever done" and "I have to go to the hospital".
The L.A. Beast has to go the the hospital again for sticking his hand in Hot Ice and receiving 3rd degree burns by doing so.
My doctor put me on a weird square plate thing with numbers, and it said "500lbs", which I think stands for 500 Legendary Beast Skins on Fortnite. He then got this weird long thing with numbers and lines on it, and put his finger on the line matching my head. The number said 4ft, which I think means Fearless T-Rex. After that he said I am morbiusly a beast 😎
Friend: How was your doctor's appointment timmy?
Little timmy: He said I am morbiusly a beast 😎