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Cat

Mean little pieces of shits. If you were getting shot your cat would do fixing nothing. All they do is sit around and be lazy fucks. Sometimes scratches you and furniture.

My cat shit near her litter box instead of in the litter box

by High g8 guy March 19, 2019

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cat

The weed smoker that you rip off every time and he comes back for more next day. The word is used in London.

I have a few cats to feed.

by Amnesia_HAZE April 8, 2015

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cats

An evil, fuzzy, cute creature that plots to kill everyday.

PERSON 1: AWW YOUR CATS ARE SO CUTE!!

PERSON 2: YEAH BUT I'M SURE THAT HES TRYING KILL ME...

by fizzykat007 May 17, 2018

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cat

meow

bob: hey what is a cat

me: meow

by a fake cat November 15, 2016

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CATS

Catch A Thick Shit

Give me a few minutes, I need to cats.

by Stan Singh March 29, 2019

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Cat

Word used to designate a thing that has four legs, emits cries that sound like "rrrr" and "meow", eats mainly meat, runs away due to nothings, likes to get petted, has claws, has a triangular pink nose, has a short, absent or long fur, dislikes strong smells, likes to annoy humans, lives for about 12-15 years and breeds like a madman. Is very agile and can run fast and jump higher than its own length. Can also purr, producing motorlike sounds.

Did you see my cat? I did not hear a meow since I came back from work.

My cat is very annoying. Yet I don't even know what it wants. I would like to be able to mute it.

by Shiny_Destory May 16, 2016

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cats

balls of fur with KNIVES ON THERE FEET AND HAVE NO MERCY
that have the cutest faces

oh look at that demon spawn!
oh you mean that cat?
yeah! i love cats

by drizzle wolf November 1, 2020

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