A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.
I can't believe I got so wasted last night that Tony gave me the bearded donkey.
When you gotta take a mad shit and know it's gon' be messy so you start the shower and end up taking too long on your shit so it gets all hot, smelly and humid in the room, thus resulting in a Steam Donkey.
I ended up taking a fat, unexpected steam donkey when I got back to the hotel room last night.
Someone who takes a last minute, unwanted and dumb stand in an arguement, debate or row
Dude... She's being such a donkey sitter.
She's being the world's worst donkey sitter by being on Alyssa's side
Usually a critical care or emergency medicine nurse who is “here for it”. The one who runs a tight ship and you the one look to when you don’t know what to do. They have a poker face you couldn’t break with a hammer and their internal dialog is 99% expletives and the constant sound of screechy, rusty airplane breaks coming to a halt. The one that calmly tells you to call a code and then 30 seconds later, opens epinephrine with their teeth. This nurse usually burns out quickly and drinks after work.
Did you see Alyssa during that trauma? She is a total chaos donkey the way she stopped the bleeding with her foot while putting an IV in that guy without a single twitch or moment of hesitation!
The art of calling someone a horse donkey.
Fart Dick- You donkey-horse!
Dick Fart- Your the Donkey-Horse!
A word used to describe a very thick hind side. May also be used to describe thiccness like kronk from the emperors new groove
He/She’s got that chonky donkey