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Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses

Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.

Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"

by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 17, 2022


cameron gordon

definition of no hoes

person 1: cameron gordon gets ne bitches him
person 2: and he’s fat

by Guagaga July 1, 2022


gordon-martin

Very weird fun people to hang around and when your around them there is never a dull moment

A party with alchol and alot of laughter and one person is giving all the jokes that is a gordon-martin

by Lexgm November 13, 2013


henry gordon

A person who is always lying about everything in life. He tries to be the center of attention but very few people like him

Did you see Henry Gordon, he is such a liar.

by harshilthecommercial October 9, 2017


Gordon Freeman

The Messiah

"All hail Gordon Freeman, The One Free Man!"

by P-Body Pal May 27, 2021


Gordon Freeman

Gordon freeman is the scientist you play as and kill the combine the aliens to become the half life

And find the half life
Because the half life is real

Kleiner: Great scott gordon freeman

Gordon: Shut the fuck up

by Based Mango September 14, 2022


Gordon Freeman

The combine's worst fucking nightmare.

"Oh shit, it's Gordon Freeman."
"We're fucked."

by requiemsrequiem July 9, 2023