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a great friend
an awesome conversationist
good baseball player
one of a kind / genuine
"Don't you wish Joey Bear was your friend?"
"Dude, she runs her mouth like a joey bear."
"He throws like a joey bear, it's so fast."
"It's hard trying to find love, almost as hard as finding a joey bear."
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Vigorous, corpulent manflesh, looking to commandeer. Associated with the APA (Asspirates of America). Has been comandeering for 15 years.
Joey Rubenstein is the world leader in ass-comandeering. He has comandeered 30 manfleshes this week!
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Doing an act that would be considerd cheap, sneeky, or blatently against the stated rules in any video game. Can also be defined as being the cheapest character in the game or betraying your team mates.
We told you there was no sniper rifle, that was joey tactics!
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one of the greatest wrestling announcers ever, at least when he called matches the ECW way. Was the first wrestling announcer to call a pay-per-view alone. Now works for WWE, first as an announcer on Monday Night RAW, then joined the ECW brand in June 2006. Has called Wrestlemanias 22 and 23.
"oooooooooohhhhhh mmmmmmmmyyyyyyyy gooooooddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!" Joey Styles when something incredibly hardcore happens.
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Male actore best known for the phrase "whoa", wavy hair, and Blossom.
The "really hot" pop singer from the early 90's.
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When a punny joke is made, and another then follows it, usually lamer than the first. Normally occurs in multitudes
Like a baby joey that hops out of its mother's pouch, it's just not as impressive...
Joey-Joker: That tree is in-tree-ging!
Innocent Listener: hahaha
Joey-Joker: Yeah, I'm branching out on my jokes...
Innocent Listener: Ha...ummm
Joey-Joker: I'm not going to leaf this alone...
Innocent Listener: .........
Joey-Joker: I'm serious...don't soil my jokes.....
Innocent Listener:
Joey-Joker: They like root beer
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Joey-Joker: But it's beer-ied...
- (Innocent Listener has left)
Joey-Joker: Maybe I'll be grounded for these jokes...
- (There is no one else around)
Joey-Joker: HAHAHAHAHAHA
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1)A Detroit Lions fan who has been driven at least partially insane from watching too much bad football and, thus, is obsessed with the notion that Joey Harrington has great potential as a quarterback, or is already a great quarterback.
Joey Lovers are usually, although not strictly, positive, outgoing people by nature. Because of their love of the Lions, they cannot bear to think about what it would mean to the franchise if Joey is a total bust(second def.), so they shield themselves from this possibility by defending Joey in all situations and at all cost.
A True Joey Lover will often be overheard saying things like "There are AT LEAST four quarterbacks in the NFL that are worse than Joey" or "If Hakim, Streets, and Alexander could catch the ball, maybe Joey would put up some numbers!" or "Joey is NOT a 'noodle arm,' in fact, he has one of the strongest arms in the NFL" or "Even Favre couldn't throw the ball in that weather."
A Joey Lover spends a lot of time arguing with his shadow doppelganger or antithesis, the Joey Hater, although whereas the Joey Hater derives pleasure from this activity, it makes the Joey Lover nervous and uncomfortable. However, he knows he must do battle because Joey is not there to defend himself against the brutish attacks.
Joey Lovers are no strangers to being accused of having homosexual affection for Joey. Few actually do, but even those who don't accept this perceptual burden because they know Joey needs their strength if he is to persevere.
Also see manservant.
2)Any Oregon Duck fan.
Sweet Lord take me now! Joey threw a horrible interception on what would have been the game-winning drive, and this stupid Joey Lover was all like, "the reciever ran the wrong route!"
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