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A legend at basketball. Also very cluch
There is a person on my basketball team who is such a kobe
Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.
Yooo that’s a huge dick! What’s your name, kobe?
A word previously used to boost success when throwing an object into a container or net. Currently used with great sadness.
Before: Kobe! (Yeets paper ball into trash can)
After: Kobe.😑 (proceeds to hit chest with fist twice, then gracefully toss paper ball into trash can)
Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.
If I Were Homo I’d want Kobe!
Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper
Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.
If I Were Homo I’d want Kobe!
Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper
A young boy with scorching red hair majestically searching to find the next mans ass he will enter
I sucked a cock for my first time yesterday
You's a Kobe ass bitch