messy matt

While people are having anal sex, someone ejaculates into someone's ass. Then, the person with jizz in their ass, farts onto someone's face, shooting the jizz out of their asshole onto someone's face, leaving them with the aroma of fart and the texture of jizz on their face.

When Brian, Eric, and Matt were having a three way during their rap group practice, Eric didnt want jizz in his ass. However, Brian jizzed in Eric's ass, so Eric in order to get revenge, pulled a Messy Matt on Brian and Matt, however Brian and Matt enjoyed it and didn't care.

yeah matt

when one is being a wanker, as well as a mega bull shitter

oh yeah and there were 10 birds and they all wanted me.....
.... "oh yeah matt"....

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The Matt Ragsdale

Any type of free form dance recognized by its enthusiastic and ridiculous style.

"Look at that guy dancing The Matt Ragsdale."

Matt demon

The demon that haunts your house and its name is matt damon.

Oh no, its a Matt demon

Matt Wilson

A legend some call him Matty Wap a lyrical genius with such lyrics as the Birtday Song .

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Tresea
Happy Birthday to you

Also known as the great Ham thrower this side of the Mississippi

Notable #
#WWMWD

That Matt Wilson is a lyrical genuis .... Daaaang

Matt Hossed

Getting Matt Hossed is when you take your own imaginary moral high ground and watch your career proceed to flush down the toilet.

Whoa dude Hillary Clinton just got Matt Hossed.

Matt D

An other word for taking a big shit

Hold on a minute I'm taking a Matt d