cock touching roach

a cockroach that happens to be sitting on one's towel when one attempts to dry one's genitals (or anus).

when the unfortunate insect comes into contact with the area in question, immediate squashage will usually result, causing the present death of the violative cockroach.

you may need to have another shower after you have come into contact with the cock touching roach.

There was a cock touching roach sitting on my towel, he is dead now.

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Roach-sham-bo

Agreeing with the idea of smoking a roach.

"Dude let's smoke this roach"
"roach-sham-bo!"

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RGB Roach Gang

A group of reddit users with a rgb roach pfp and comment "brøthër" on comments with other users with the rgb roach pfp. They have flooded many big subreddits and have become a major nuisance on Reddit.

User 1: Have you heard of RGB Roach Gang?
User 2: Yeah it's fucking annoying.

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Roaches were renting rooms!

A "severe" roach infestation.

There were so many roaches in Mrs. Millie's house that a sign on her lawn said: "Rooms to Let". Roaches were renting rooms!

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My Buddy Roach

A largely known norteño rapper from the west coast florida area. Currently locked up cuz he's so cool. A tattoo artist, and a man whore. cuz he's so pretty. great freestyler.

Lyrics to one song...
Talkin shit,
spilling lead.
Empty clips,
wearing red.
Thinkin that I'm tripping with that coke instead.
better leave just so you left....

Another One...
Bitches in the back,
see they dont even know where they be goin.
following the g's and i dont even think they know them.
but its all gravy just grab a random lady and maybe you'll be so as to lucky to get two...
drunk bitches makin moves goin up and down on you what the fuck you gonna do when you drunk a cup of goose feelin good to the booze you gonna wake up in the back of a caprice with your dickies to your knees saying bitch get offa me.....

jit 1: damnz can you understand my buddy roach?

jit 2: no but it sounds kool.

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German Roach Job

When a woman inserts the roach of a lit joint into the hole of a man's penis, and proceeds to wrap her mouth around the lit end of the roach and then blows, sending smoke into the penis. Similar to a classic mouth-to-mouth shotgun, but into your dick. Get's you high as balls, in your balls.

Also known as a Dutch Down-Under Hit.

Bill: "Hey man, how was your trip to Oktoberfest?"
Mike: "Incredible man... got my first German Roach Job."
Bill: "German Roach Job? No Shit?!"
Mike: "Ya man I was even more stoned than the time we made those brownies... it was epic!"
Bill: "Jealous, all i ever get is lame old blowjobs...."

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I got a new roach

It's were you buy a roach but later you find out it escaped from its cage because you bought a hamster cage instead.

Hey look! I got a new roach

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