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Safety Roll

The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.

I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.

by Dez872 February 11, 2011


Everytown for Gun Safety

A group of left wing facists

Everytown for Gun Safety feels you don't have Gun rights.

by lopi216 May 28, 2022


safety dough

the amount of money u comfortable with when going for a night out

got 300 bucks as safety dough for clubbing tonight and for a McDonald's after

by chco February 18, 2022


safety dough

the amount of money you comfortable with having when going for a night out or trip

got 300 bucks as my safety dough for the club tonight

by chco February 18, 2022


Safety Fart

When you've been having the runs so you have to go to the bathroom just to fart

"I've been having to perform safety farts all day since I shit myself yesterday."

by FujiIsFine April 13, 2017


Safety fart

When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.

Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.

by Hobby-less May 21, 2017


Safety net

A significant other one can rely on difficult and challenging times.

You were my by safety net when all life wod fail.

by Sike200104 September 9, 2022