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A person who texts so much to people sitting next to them, they forget how to speak and lose vocalability.
Jill says ,"Hey Carol, what are you doing?"
Carol Looks up at Jill and nodds, but says nothing, but she keeps texting.
Suddenly, Jill gets a text message -I'm texting-\
Jill becomes angry with Carol.
"WTF? I'm sitting right here just talk to me!"
Jill gets another text message -Sorry?-
Suddenly Jill gets it.
"Oh, I forgot you were a Text-Mute."
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1. When a person sends numerous texts continuously, not giving one the opportunity to respond.
2. When someone is blowin up your inbox with message after message after message
Bill: Damnit! Jen keeps sending these messages while I'm trying to respond to the first damned one!!
Bob: Sounds like she's stackin on the waffle texts.
Bill: Someone needs to calm this bitch down, I think I gotta lay the pipe.
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the act of texting someone when your more asleep than you are awake and you have no idea what your saying; you usually don't remember the conversation the next day; similar to drunk texting
friend 1:heyy man you still up??
friend 2:hweytbj
friend 1:huh?
------------next day------------------
friend one: what was up with you last night bro?
friend two: whatddya mean i was asleep by eleven.
friend one: i texted you last night and you sent me some kinda wierd shit.
friends two: sorry man musta been sleep-texting agian.
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an excessively long text message
damnit, my mom is text booking me again.
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Those late night drunk texts you never wanted to send.
We only tell ourselves about the text vomit.
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The only way to die in Call of Duty
i had a 24 kill streak but i was texting amanda so i died
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Texting on your cell while taking a dump.
David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.
Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"
David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"
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