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You had sex or raped your own daughter. Congratulations, you're a father, once removed. It's also possible to be someone's father twice removed, but would you want to rape your own granddaughter, who is also your daughter ??
Mr. Gustafson is like a father to his grand children. Oh wait, Mr. Gustafson is their father... father once removed !
The man who you should buy a coffee mug.
"I need to buy a coffee mug for my father-in-law Bob.
Your father after all four of his kids attend college! In debt to his eyes after student loans...
~Also the name of a viral episode from the viral tv show by TLC called Extreme Cheapskates...
Poor Kelsy, her dad has five kids and they all just graduated last week. Her father knows debt!
The founding fondling fathers was formed in 2017. It is a group of 5 girls, Athena, Elizabeth, Hala, Isabella, and Jumana. The founding fondling fathers, shortened to the FFF, all follow the gaming fungus. We are major gaming fungus supporters. The FFF was only supposed to fondle each other, but one day, Athena went crazy. She wanted to fondle everyone, which is strictly against our FFF rules. The gaming fungus told us our purpose was to bring the community together through fondlement. To show fondlement to the people so they could fondle each other. We are not supposed to fondle outside of the FFF, as it is a sin against the gaming fungus. Though Athena did not care, she wanted to fondle everyone in sight. She even fondled your mom. Athena started fondling just our people, but then, she ran out of people. She decided to prey on children, and even animals too too. Be careful, if you are under the age of 13, or an animal of any sort, you are not safe from Athena, the dark father. OH NO, IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO WARN YOU GUYS, BEWARE OF ATHEN DA PRO, THE DARK FATHE-
Person One: I heard Athena, one of the founding fondling fathers, was in our city. Fondling and preying on the children and animals.
Person Two: Do not say that name, we only say the name for educational purposes. Otherwise you refer to her as The Dark Father.
Slap 'n' tickle; Bit of the other; casual sexual relations; Origin in World War II, English soldiers in France expected that an old French lady with grey hair, whom their father had bonked during the First World War might come up to them and ask this.
"Took her round the bike shed for a bit of how's-your-father";
"I don't want you two getting up to any how's-your-father while we're out!"
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An OCD dad that screams his ass off whenever you even think about going onto the internet.
Over Protective Father - "TIMMY! WHY ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER!?!?!?!?"
Timmy - "I'm just on YouTube..."
Over Protective Father - "NO! YOU"RE WATCHING PORN! I KNOW YOU!"
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A religious leader, often catholic, who engages in sexual activity with minors. Often used in a humorous context.
Watch out for Father Bad Touch down at the church.
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