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In which a woman guides your head down to her breasts in a hug for ultimate comfort. Usually this is a sign of platonic affection, and cheers people up immensely.
Chloe guided me down for a bosom hug, it made me feel all warm and fuzzy.
George guided my head down for a bosom hug, it was slightly awkward, I wish he had a bosom.
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Jacking off into a really fuzzy sock.
Sylvain was so horny he resorted to giving himself a Muppet Hug. Now he's got to do laundry.
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A hug that is almost a hug, but climaxes as a cluster-fuck of random arm and body movement involving the two people.
Guy 1- Dude, Steve just saw his ex-girlfriend
Guy 2- Oh snap! I thought he said she wasn't mad at him anymore
Guy 1- She's not, she approached him
Guy 2- Did they hug?
Guy 1- No man, they AWKWARD hugged
Guy 2- Oh shit.
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During sexual intercourse, usually when the male and female are engaged in the missionary position, the male wraps his arms around the upper body of the female and proceeds to thrust his genitalia awkwardly. The female usually suffers from a momentary loss of oxygen during the hug fuck. When a hug fuck is performed, it almost always confirms the fact that the male has no idea what they are doing and cannot fuck worth dog shit.
Did you see that dude C-Styles hug fuck some slut named Betty in that porno vid? What a faggot. I've seen walruses that can fuck better than him.
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when you go to the pub and get all tore up and dudes roll around in doo-doo and give you a hug. They call em' mud hugs and I hate em.
I woke up covered in doo-doo, must've got mud hugged.
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A Denny Crane- like phenomenon in which a man tries to disingenuously cop a boob feel by putting his arm around a woman's shoulders, then inadvertently letting his hand drop below the shoulder and the arm, as a result getting a nice handful of tit "by accident", allowing the victim to rationalize the boob squeeze as an honest mistake, probably hers. Generally occurs in the workplace and is used most commonly and successfully by white men over 50.
Yeah, Dave thanked me for closing the deal and then gave me the sideways hug.
Oh yeah, once you make partner you'll for sure get the sideways hug, its just Dave's way of saying congratulations.
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Hugging Machine is this one chick that roasts weeenies and gives the biggest hugs ever.
Dude 1: Dude i was walking in the hallway right and out of nowhere this Chick jumped on me and hugged me.
Dude 2: Woah dude. Sounds like you got attacked by the Hugging Machine.
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