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the thing that starts out as a vienna sausage, and either stays this way, or grows up to be mr penis
your penis is large, your penis is so thick, your penis is so pretty, you have a handsome dick
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The thing that falls out when you pants a guy
Mom! Billy keeps hitting me with his penis!
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1) The thing that 'most' true men have.
2) The thing, that if is over 6 inches, all women will love.
3) The one thing, that mostly, you can't lose.
4) Turns lesbians back straight.
5) Devirginate women.
6) Should never be inserted into other men.
7) The thing that women put in there mouth when you tell them too.
8) Sometimes women stroke it with there hands and give you a hj
1) "Hey baby, let me see your penis, I'm horny..."
2) "Oh baby, It's huge!"
3) "Shit where did it go?! Oh there it is, right where i left it!"
4) "I don't like men, sorry hun." (15 mins later) "Lets do it again.."
5) "But but.. I'm not ready" "Come on baby, if you love me you will do me"... "Oh god that was great"
6) "Hey Ron, wanna have sex?" "F*** Off dude!"
7) "It's nice isn't it?" "Mhmm.."
8) "Ohh, god.." "You like that doncha baby?"
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the reason men go to war. they fight over whos dick is bigger. no duh nuclear weapons are shaped like em
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a primitive, sexual device use to detect female spicies at long distance range.
*discorvery channel* "which one is sara? all the lions seem to look alike!" cried Simba
"just follow your penis!" said Scar
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A penis is a man's representation of his sheer power. It has many uses, but it is mainly used for urinating and fucking pussies. It has the ability to propel a huge load of cum a great distance. Men enjoy putting their cocks in girls' pussies, asses, or mouth; they also enjoy fondling it themselves.
Dick's huge penis pressed up against Jane's warm pussy. They started to make out until Jane's pussy was soaked. Dick then began to move his monster cock in and out of Jane's pussy, getting faster with each stroke. Soon enough, Dick's penis was moving faster than a piston in a racecar engine, and Jane began to moan with sheer ecastasy. Right after Jane orgasmed, time slowed to a near crawl. Everything became a blur. Then, a huge, powerful explosion erupted from Dick's cock, sending quarts of warm creamy love juice into Jane's pussy. Jane then went on to suck Dick's cock, which caused Dick to dump another load of jizz all over her face.
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the leading appendage of the male species....see also: One Eyed Snake, Maker of the Love Mayonaise, and Love Stick.
My penis controls my every move....well, the penis is actually controlled by boobs, but whatever.
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