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Surrounded by pretty white girls
I feel like I died and went to white girl heaven.
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An american kissing game,,, where you sit in a circle and spin the bottle. The two people in lands on, go out of the room, into a room alone. And spend seven minutes together,, mostly to do sexual things. But most common is just kissing. They then go back into the room, never to disclose what went on. The game proceeds with another couple. Game best for teenage parties
'We were playing 7 minutes in heaven at Alice's party'
'Really?"
"Yeah, it was awesome, i pulled Steve AND Frank" XD
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When the number of times centenarians are encouraged to get vaccinated and boosted within a certain time frame is based on the sum of the digits of their age (not exceeding half a dozen jabs) in order to prolong their longevity on this side of eternity—for instance, a 102-year-old person would be jabbed at least three times, compared to a 103-year-old folk who would be shot no less than four times.
A nursing home has three senior residents aged 102, 103, and 104, respectively. Based on pre-heaven vaccination guidelines, what is the least number of shots the trio are expected to receive in due course?
7 minutes in heaven is a game where it's usually played at teen parties. How you play this game is by: Go inside a room, lock it, go into a closet, and do whatever you like. You can kiss, hug, cuddle, or even make out. It's all up to you.
Nari: I'm going to Leon's party tomorrow. He's hosting a game called 7 Minutes in Heaven. They say it's a fun game, I'm so excited to play it.
Heavenly feeling of relief from scratching itchy testicles.
You know this is itchy ball heaven (said in the change rooms)
A phenomenon that occurs each time one climaxes or is high on LSD
Also a song by Peter, Paul and Mary which was ripped off by Led Zepplin
To right hand: united we stand, to acheive the stairway to heaven!
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When you see or hear some thing shocking or disturbing that you were not expecting, you say "Oh my heavens"
Like Oh my God
Joseph: "do you know what this pic is about?"
Maria: "Well, i don't know. Can you tell me Joseph?"
Joseph:"This is about children who died due to the chemical weapons"
Maria: "Oh my heavens"
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