April Fail's

The act of attempting to be funny on April 1st, but results in you getting your ass beat, dumped by your gf/bf, or making yourself look like a complete dumbass.

Ex 1/ Guy:"I fucked your girlfriend last night when she was over. It was amazing............APRIL FO- *gets ass kicked

Ex 2/ Guy:"Hey babe, look im really sorry, but i had sex with your best friend last night and it was amazing, but i got her pregnant..........APRIL FOOLS!"

Ex 3/ Guy:"Im really sorry your grandparents passed away last night........APRIL FOOLS!"


^"april fail's" in action

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28 of April

National beat up kids who are annyoing day. No matter what, just use this as an excuse

Kid- "Hey you know Jackie?"
Kid 2- "Yeah shes so annyoing"
Kid-"Since its 28 of April let's beat her up"
Kid 2-"For sure"

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15 of April

The 15 of April is short friend day celebrate your short friend for being short

15 of April “Hey short friend”
“Hi”
“Your cool”
“I know”.

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April 4

Very hot hot hot hot hot hot hot people are born on this day!! If you are born on this day than you are normally hot, courageous, athletic, and an extremely good basketball player! They normally have brown eyes and brown hair.

Josh: “Hey did you hear about Devin?He dropped 78 points last game!!“

Savannah: “He must’ve been bien on April 4th!”

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April 4th

on this it is national make out with your crush, bf, and gf day

Kevin: hey babe its April 4th you know what that means?
babe: what dose it mean?
Kevin: its when you make out with your crush, girlfriend or boyfriend...
babe: oh... well come here then sexy ;)
Kevin: lets get it on sexy ;)

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april 30th

National punch someone day

It's April 30th again you know what that means

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April 5th

The day the most amazing sexiest girl was born, always the first to get drunk and the best at parties

Yeah, she’s definitely an April 5th girl.

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