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Bundle of atoms

The most vague representation of a person or a 5'10 person

Person#1:Hey, bundle of atoms, can you pass the salt
Person#2:sure*they struggle to reach the table and pass the salt*

by Stovetop_master March 8, 2024


Atomic Nuclei

the size of my fucking brain

Damn, your brain is the size of the atomic nuclei

by icantfeelmyrightasscheek November 8, 2022


Atomic Cow

Hot diarrhea that burns your anus.

I went to the bathroom and sprayed out an atomic cow.

by volcano.man August 4, 2021


Atomic Cow

Hot diarrhea that burns your anus.

I sat on the toilet and sprayed out a furious atomic cow.

by volcano.man August 4, 2021


Atomic Cow

A dairy cow poisoned with radiation.

This ice cream was made with foaming green milk from an atomic cow that has three heads and shits fingernails.

by volcano.man August 7, 2021


atomic swirlie

An even more cruel escalation of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver where a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'atomic' variation is specifically a toilet full of diarrhea. A high form of torture reserved for only the nerdiest nerds.

The worst day of Evan's high school life was when the football team gave him an atomic swirlie. The screams coming from the bathroom were sickening, and then they pushed him back out into the hallway without letting him clean his head off, so everyone saw his face dripping in brown.

by yikestbh July 24, 2024


Atomic voter

Someone who goes out to vote, regardless of the situation or what's happening in their own country or world. Named as such because they'd go out and vote even if an atomic bomb dropped.

We were hit by a hurricane yesterday and Tom is still going to the polls. He really is an atomic voter.

by rtivey01 October 2, 2022