text attack

when someone texts you in the middle of the night and it startles you, and you shake uncontrollably

"dude, last night, my girlfried texted me, and i totally had a text attack"

"bro, not good"

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titty attack

To bitch and whine like a baby.

Damn, I was just kidding. You don't have to a Titty Attack.

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shark attack

Engaging in sexual intercourse in a body of water (such as a pool) while a woman is on her period.

dateline: los angeles, thousands of pools run red with uterine blood as people all over the city practice the deviant sexual practice known as the "shark attack"

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Yak Attack

Getting talked at excessively by someone who doesn't let you speak; a one-sided conversation where the other person keeps on talking at you to the point where you just want to get away from that person.

My father-in-law came over for a visit this week-end and he did a yak attack on me.

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Acid attack

Nausea that does not follow with vomiting, usually triggered with people with G.E.R.D., or Acid Reflux.

"Dude, I feel like I'm having an acid attack. Go get me some tums!"

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Emo Attack

To suddenly have feelings of sadness or depression with little to no provocation.

often comes along with an epiphany.

"Man, one second I'm happy, and fun-loving, then the next, i was a crying."

*long pause*
(other person) "you have some really horrible emo attacks." "wimp."

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sack attack

An event where a group of angry girls attack a man, aiming specifically for the scrotum with the intent of causing pain to the victim.

Today, a group of girls initiated a sack attack on a man trying to stop a fight between them. The unnamed man who was hospitalized shortly after the incident, lost one ball.

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