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A punch in the face. To give someone an Australian face massage is to punch them in the face.
“If he’s not careful he’s going to be getting an Australian face massage”
The Australian gut-buster is a provocative sexual maneuver. Whoever purchased the ticket to pound town will lay on the edge of a bed while the the man (or woman with strap-on) enters the person from a standing position. The "penetrator" will then place the other persons legs upon their shoulders, and fold them up like a taco. Lastly, the standing person will begin to push down on the bed rapidly; generating the necessary speed and momentum to deliver a truly gut-busting amount of force.
*Not required but Hotel room beds were fucking made for gut-busting down under, the Australian way.
We skipped the foreplay and went straight into the Australian gut-buster.
The act of shiting in a girls vagina and than fucking it clean.
OMG i just experianced an Australian Hot Pocket it was so HOT
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Left over period mixed with creampie.
After Sexy time explosion inside with remnants of period blood, the Australian Tartar Sauce shall drip.
Smelly.
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The Australian Anime Party, is a name of a hypothetical political party, being formed by Australian otakus that seeks to repeal all anti-anime laws in Australia, besides considering Stirling Griffism as an authoritarian right ideology, the is Australian Anime Party considered as a centre-left party, having some right leaning tendencies inside it. Futhermore, the Australian Anime Party advocates full liberalization of all forms of animes and that otakus should participate of Australian government for end Stirling Griffism in Australia, besides installing a direct democracy in Australia.
"The Australian Anime Party started as a meme, but soon, this party might become a thing in Australia. Even they probably will never get represensation on Australia government."
"The Australian Anime Party shows what people should do in case they are oppressed by their "democratic" governments.
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the act of pooping in a milk jug and throwing it at foreigners.
the guys you don't let in your taxi came by, so you gave them an Australian mocha bomb
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The Australian international school is a SCHOOL. (MIND BLOW)
Person 1:That girl goes to the Australian International School!
Person 2:Is that a school?
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