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BMW

Acronym for ‘Big Massive Weiner’.

Willem Dafoe has a BMW.
I want to take that BMW for a ride.

by homolunchable April 13, 2022


BMW

high performance vehicles largely produced in Germany that either has two wheels or four- In every case however, gives the driver an unapologetic and free license to drive like an absolute dick. BMW operators will Characteristically cut people off, use the right lane to past left lane speed-limit going goats, uses highway onramps as their personal launch pad, and of course employ 0-use of blinkers. Typically driven by younger rich pricks, drug dealers, mafia hitmen, or in general by those that cant stand Audi or Mercedes drivers.

Even if you're a rule biding driver, a BMW will make you into a dick. period. And that's just fine because everyone will get it- your in a BMW.

EXAMPLE 1: Dude why are you driving like a douche? - Sorry man its a BMW.

EXAMPLE 2: Are those two dealing drugs? Well its black M5 in a walgreens parkinglot at 3am so yeah, of course.

by Wutwutintha October 9, 2020


BMW

body made wrong

I am sorry hunty but you have a BMW

by ardasanth December 24, 2017


BMW

Black Man's Willy, a vulgar term used as a parody of the motor vehicle Bayerische Motoren Werke.

Guy 1: Hey man, have you seen what Lisa is riding?
Guy 2: Yeah, she loves a BMW!

by SpeckyTwat123 April 13, 2021


BMW

B:ody
M:ade
W:rong

Tina has a BMW, a body made wrong

by danymoloko September 19, 2020


BMW

Acronym for bus, metro, walk. Most commonly used in DC and surrounding areas.

I don't have a car so I take the BMW to work.

by GhettoTeen July 29, 2019


BMW

Something someone likes, Big Mexican Women.

You’re my BMW

by MailedAway, or Adopted February 24, 2023