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A diet consisting of only bacon. Usually only done when one has given up on their life.
When John's definition on Urban Dictionary didn't get any likes he decided to go on a bacon cleanse}
Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway
Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig
Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon
Turkey bacon tastes pretty fine
Most people STILL PREFER REAL BACON though
A religion revolving around bacon whose followers will eat bacon with literally anything, including bacon with bacon. DO NOT bring turkey bacon to them as they will sacrifice you and it to their god in exchange for actual bacon.
"Bacon is our god because bacon is real"
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon
A pokemon belonging to the Sizzlipede/Centiskorch evolution line. They are long, flat, serpentine, and red, much like bacon and a snake had an illicit lovechild.
I wanted to win a battle with my mono grass team, but he threw out the bacon snake and it was all over.
The taste of human flesh by cannibalistic sailors 200 years ago was described as "Long Pork". Today's "bath salts" cannibals describe the hunger for "Ape Bacon". You heard it here first.
Let's smoke up and go down to the hobo camp by the tracks and rustle up some Ape Bacon.
The thick, delicious smog that hangs around after cooking a fried breakfast, particularly from bacon.
Person 1: Whoa, its smokey in here, whats burning?
Person 2: Nothing, just a heavy bacon haze from my breakfast
A man that fucks a pack of bacon, usually inserted inside a plastic tube.
Billy became a major bacon baller after his wife left him.