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bald headed mouse on a trampoline

stretching one's scrotum forward and shaking it up and down so that the tip of the penis bounces on it

hey stuart, did you ever see a bald headed mouse on a trampoline?

by madfunfrank September 30, 2013


duke depps bald head

a term used to convince duke depp to go bald

duke depps bald head

a term used to convince duke depp to go bald

β€œhey do you think duke depp should go bald? i like all these edits of duke depps bald head”

by chloe depp March 20, 2021


wrestling the bald headed champion

another term for beating one's pud, or a chick giving someone a hand job.

last night jim got caught by his mom wrestling the bald headed champion to a national geographic.

or

kayla really likes wrestling the ball headed champion when she is not helping the homeless or at church choir practice.

by deucecaddy September 22, 2006

23πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


bald headed scoochie rat

A nappy haired ignorant woman; A ghetto woman that does not know when to stop running her mouth.

that bald headed scoochie rat always be shoving them hot flames in her mouth

by amartinez November 3, 2010

22πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Bald headed chicken fucker

Any guy from Pennsylvania that is balding

Jimmy is a bald headed chicken fucker

by Hello I’m bob April 23, 2019

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Bald headed mud monkey

A short ugly bald person who likes to play volleyball in the mud.

Kenny is a bald headed mud monkey.

by Gollum May 25, 2006

21πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


bald eagle in my butthole

My butthole is having spasms

I'm having really bad bald eagle in my butthole

by Bald eagles April 1, 2017