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That moment you realized you've fucked up to the point of no return, and now you have to watch the result of your fuck up unfold, much like you would if you let go of balloons accidentally.
Wow Shawn, you really lost your balloons on that one.
I don't know what I was thinking, I totally lost my balloons.
A critical illness that causes lying to police and other rescue teams, as well as making everyone think your child is in danger, when he is really in your attic.
Person 1: Richard Heene suffers from Balloon Boy Syndrome.
Person 2: That poor man.
An addition to the ball showing game; The Brain minus the testicles, you do the same actions you would with your fist as the brain but you keep your actual testicles below your clenched fist, showing just a portion of your scrotum in which resembles a wrinkly deflated balloon.
-Dude is that your balls?!?!
-Naw man worse, its just my wrinkly ol' ballsack. The Deflated Balloon!
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The act of blowing air in to the urethra and inflating the testicles. The subject, then spreads his scrotal sack between his index finger and thumb creating an approximate 2-3" gap between each finger. The female party rests her chin upon said scrotum sack and rests for several hours.
I can't believe Sally was willing to give Billy such a serious balloon hammock in front of the entire family during Thanksgiving dinner, she must have slept for like three or four hours!
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when you make a tiny fart and blame it on a certain object saying it did this or did that it's a HARHAR moment for someone knowing it was a balloon pop
"hey dude , what was that"
"umm... i dont know i think it was the balloon did u pop it"
"hahaha, that was a balloon pop you farted!"
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A form of sexual torture in which you leave an obnoxiously fat woman stranded in a sex swing for 7 days. Every now and then you spin her like a tire so her whispering eye can survey the whole area. It is also customary to poke the bootybox with a q-tip to make it wink back like lightning mcqueen in cars. On the last day you detach her from the ceiling into a shallow dollar store kiddie pool, requiring a semi aquatic batwacth like rescue
Guy1 : did you hear they shot down the Chinese spy balloon
Guy2: they didn't. she's still stuck in the swing at my house. We're only on day 5. It's like Hanukkah for fatties. Still got 2 more days left and a whole bunch of spins.
The balloon Nazis are a collective group of asians, cauc-asians and people that look asian..who are obsessed with scissoring, balloon knots and all other sexual terms. We are also the authors of the definition of krispie tits. Our members include: JaydLovely, E is for Epic, J rock, P sizzle, Double D. For more info see www.jaydlovelylive.com
The balloon nazis are so fucking cool they must all be asian.
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